barneyed

to be serenaded by a man on the pretext of love and then to sleep with him and his sudden disappearance for good after the sleeping part is done with. .

ohh god , robin don't tell me you got barneyed. .!

by raunak_k December 9, 2008

barneyed

to become intoxicated to the point you act stupid and happy like the purple dinosaur.

Dude, Joe got so barneyed last night I wanted to smack the piss out of him.

by DDLittle September 29, 2007

Barnseyed

Being so totally ‘out of it’ that you temporarily lose all sense of time, reality and spatial awareness. Normal bodily functions go out the window, you become incapable of retaining bodily fluids, bone structure disintegrates and all you can say is fuck, fucked or fucking hell.

Check out that lump of a guy on the floor over there. Silly fucker looks totally Barnseyed.

by Jo Bato August 14, 2011

Barneydicking

Sticking stuff inside your dickhole until it turns barney dinosaur purple.

The other day I tore my dickhole barneydicking like, 12 pencils.

by imhunter01 May 24, 2017

Barleyed

Drinking an excessive amount of Robinson's "Fruit and Barley" juice and inducing an almost drunken state.

"No way! I'm far too barleyed"

"wanna get barleyed tonight?"

by VitaminB May 11, 2010

barnesed

WHEN YOU ENGAGE IN SEX WITH A MAN WHO BRINGS EXCELLENT FOREPLAY BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO ACTUAL PENETRATION AND YOU GET 1-20 SECONDS , LEAVING YOU VERY DISAPPOINTED.

AFTER A MONTH OF BEING PURSUED BY THIS MAN, I FINALLY GAVE IN LAST NIGHT AND I GOT BARNESED.

I WAS LIKE "DAMN I GOT BARNESED!"

by sadkitty101 November 7, 2018

Barnesed

To be a ratfink, cop, snitch that sleeps with underage kids and Turkey bastes crystals

He's so barnesed out that he is elbow deep with that baster while bent over a toilet bowl.

by Sickoneforlife September 15, 2019