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barneyed 

to become intoxicated to the point you act stupid and happy like the purple dinosaur.
Dude, Joe got so barneyed last night I wanted to smack the piss out of him.
barneyed by DDLittle September 29, 2007

Barnseyed 

Being so totally ‘out of it’ that you temporarily lose all sense of time, reality and spatial awareness. Normal bodily functions go out the window, you become incapable of retaining bodily fluids, bone structure disintegrates and all you can say is fuck, fucked or fucking hell.
Check out that lump of a guy on the floor over there. Silly fucker looks totally Barnseyed.
Barnseyed by Jo Bato August 14, 2011

Barneydicking 

Sticking stuff inside your dickhole until it turns barney dinosaur purple.
The other day I tore my dickhole barneydicking like, 12 pencils.
Barneydicking by imhunter01 May 24, 2017

Barleyed 

Drinking an excessive amount of Robinson's "Fruit and Barley" juice and inducing an almost drunken state.
"No way! I'm far too barleyed"

"wanna get barleyed tonight?"
Barleyed by VitaminB May 11, 2010

barnesed 

WHEN YOU ENGAGE IN SEX WITH A MAN WHO BRINGS EXCELLENT FOREPLAY BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO ACTUAL PENETRATION AND YOU GET 1-20 SECONDS , LEAVING YOU VERY DISAPPOINTED.
AFTER A MONTH OF BEING PURSUED BY THIS MAN, I FINALLY GAVE IN LAST NIGHT AND I GOT BARNESED.

I WAS LIKE "DAMN I GOT BARNESED!"
barnesed by sadkitty101 November 7, 2018

Barnesed 

To be a ratfink, cop, snitch that sleeps with underage kids and Turkey bastes crystals
He's so barnesed out that he is elbow deep with that baster while bent over a toilet bowl.
Barnesed by Sickoneforlife September 15, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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