TEA

To Eat Ass.

This is a an underground replacement for the more common slang of "Tossing Salad". Used on dating sites to let potential dates know their preference. Also seen on shirts and bumper stickers. Usually part of the sentence "I love TEA" or "I heart TEA"

I love TEA.

I broke up with my last boyfriend because he didn't like TEA.

I met my girlfriend when I told her "I like TEA" on Tinder.

TEA in the afternoon makes a happy relationship.

TEA on the first date will guarantee a second date.

by caesar777 February 9, 2018

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The theme song to friends but the beat is replaced with tea

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by Dilledout March 9, 2019

tea or tea

An intense game of truth or truth typically played with someone you are romantically or sexually interesting in to find certain information about them

Donald: hey that chick is hot I’m gonna ask her to play tea or tea and get to know her better

Raj: okay fucker, good luck with that

by Swindawg July 28, 2019

The tea

Basically exclusive drama or something about a specific person that a few people know of.

“hey girl let me give you the tea"

by La·tay February 20, 2017

tea

the best kind of gossip, typically shared between friends. it’s a bonding tool for people of all ages. tea is usually about someone you know, but can also extend to celebrities random internet scandals, etc.

ugh I’ve missed so much what’s the tea sis?

I heard some tea about Saturday night!

what’s the tea with them are they a couple?

by missmiaonfire July 19, 2018

tea

gossip or personal information belonging to someone else; the scoop; news

Spill the tea about what happened at the club.

by Kiwi September 22, 2003

That's the tea

That's the gossip. The deal. The current news. The latest.

She broke up with him because he cheated on her! That's the tea!

Have you heard the tea? Joe was fired, Jim was suspended and Patty quit! That's the tea!

by Hailipa May 21, 2015