Barge arse 

A very fat ass; a very fat person.

Jesus H. Christ, look at that barge arse! I think the tide's coming in!

Barge arse by Skinny July 20, 2003

Arse Barge 

A person (generally of the male persuasion) who takes pleasure in copping it us the arse!
i.e Fudge Packer .....

Kings Cross is full of arse barges.

Arse Barge by Tonka082 March 22, 2009

bare arse 

When you're shifting(french kissing) a right beure (good looking girl) and you put your hands down her leggings/skirt and underwear and grab her ass (hence why it's called bare arse you grab her bare arse) used in Ireland mainly in the west i.e. Galway, Mayo

Friend: That girl you were with in town didya get with her?

Lad: Sham it was more than that I slipped my hand down her knickers and I got to bare arse her

Friend: Seriously she's such a feek you're a lucky prick

Lad: Shup ya dirty fridget

bare arse by CheekyShifter June 24, 2018

bare arse clamp

The act of clamping your naked arse cheeks on a sleeping friend or strangers nose, in order to fart up their nose hole to achieve maximum devestation.

Last night lord spiffington crept into my chambers bollock naked and bare arse clamped me while i slumbered. he had a wicked case of firehole after the madras we had that evening leaving me looking like a burns victim.

bare arse clamp by i shag jaimie March 5, 2010

bare arse boxing

the act of sexual intercourse, sex in the missionary position

some night last night, met this bird and she was a bare arse boxing champion, went 3 rounds with her.

bare arse boxing by blooter September 24, 2005

I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window 

A saying from Tyneside (in the North East of England), used when expressing absolute confidence that something will not happen. It refers to Fenwicks' department store in Northumberland Street in Newcastle upon Tyne, which is famous for the quality of its window displays, especially at Christmas.

Similar in sentiment to I'll eat my hat.

If Sunderland finish above Newcastle in the league, I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window!

I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window by Dommar41 June 9, 2012

barearse 

When your feeking a feen and you put your hand down here pants and squeeze

Did you barearse her last night ?

barearse by Wellboi November 10, 2017