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Barnyard Pump 

Associated with the Washington Nationals, the Barnyard Pump is a farm themed rally cry with powers beyond explanation.

Evolving from the typical mid-9th inning pump executed by members of the Nationals Entertainment Team to achieve a Nats win, the Barnyard Pump consists of miscellaneous animals with no shame dancing and throwing t-shirts to a newly energized crowd. Some of the animals that have made an appearance include the Geico Gecko, the Chick-fil-A Cow, a snake, a chicken, a hippo, a giraffe, a cat, a raccoon, and the Easter Bunny.

While fans regularly sitting close to section 111 are generally most exposed to the magic, the mystique is beginning to spread beyond the coveted third base line.

Most notably, a Barnyard Pump was activated each time before Bryce Harper stepped to the plate in the 2018 Home Run Derby.

Additionally, in the 2018 All-Star Game, the Barnyard Pump made an appearance just before the bottom of the 9th. Directly following, Cincinnati Reds second baseman Scooter Gennett, representing the trailing National League, hit a two run home run to tie the game and send it into extra innings.

No one really knows the origins of the Barnyard Pump, but they do know the potential it possesses.

Other names:
Farmyard Pump
The Infamous Barnyard Pump
When asked how he won the 2018 Home Run Derby, Bryce Harper explained, β€œIt was definitely because of the Barnyard Pump.”
Barnyard Pump by StrikeThat7 July 20, 2018
A group of bins enclosed within a wall or fence with a gate to allow the bin lorry to enter. Typically surrounded by the wilderness.
MTFC: Let's go to the Binyard guys! It sounds really good.
Person 2: The Binyard is a useless area, there's nothing interesting about it.
*Walks a mile, climbs down slope, past river and through nettle guardians to get there*
MTFC: Some bins with a wall around them, SERIOUSLY! I came all this way just to see that?
Binyard by binmunbruce June 16, 2019

Barnyard Rumble 

when a woman with an abnormally fat ass squats down on a man's face and proceeds to violently shakes her ass with extreme force causing it to rumble, bruising may occur; if the female decides to defecate on the male, then it is referred to as a 'barnyard rumble suprise'.
"I just started to fall asleep but before i knew it, maria had hopped on my face and barnyard rumbled me so hard my nose turned purple."

doctor: it doesnt look so good, your son isnt going to make it

mother: no! what happened!?

doctor: he recieved massive trauma to the face and forehead region.... he was... barnyard rumbled...
Barnyard Rumble by dilf king May 24, 2011
That guy just did a banyari!
banyari by Boonson April 14, 2005

barnyard word 

a foul, profrane, or vulgar term associated with the place where the animals muck about on a farm.
Fuck, Shit, Cunt, Cock, and Blowjob all qualify as barnyard words.
barnyard word by T-Dog Jenkins August 2, 2005

Slap In The Barnyard 

What you say when something is completely ridiculous or crazy.
"Omg! Did you know that Latisha got suspended!?!"
" Well that's a Slap In The Barnyard!!"