A belief system built around the central tenet "I am God and so are you, you just need more practice", Briantology combines Occam's Razor, Agnostic Theory, and Divine Command Theory with the following logic:
-There is no known way to prove or disprove the existence of God.
-Individuals can choose whether or not to believe in a deity.
-One's devout belief in a deity causes that deity to possess real power and control over its practitioners.
Therefore:
-I'm always right, therefore I must be God.
-I control my own actions, therefore the power of a God flows through me.
-You can't prove me wrong, which further establishes that I'm right.
-I could possibly prove myself wrong, but I don't want to, so it's morally wrong for me to consider doing so.
While the term Briantology is used to reference this way of thinking, the implementation of the concept is as *__tology, where *__ is the name of the individual practitioner.
-There is no known way to prove or disprove the existence of God.
-Individuals can choose whether or not to believe in a deity.
-One's devout belief in a deity causes that deity to possess real power and control over its practitioners.
Therefore:
-I'm always right, therefore I must be God.
-I control my own actions, therefore the power of a God flows through me.
-You can't prove me wrong, which further establishes that I'm right.
-I could possibly prove myself wrong, but I don't want to, so it's morally wrong for me to consider doing so.
While the term Briantology is used to reference this way of thinking, the implementation of the concept is as *__tology, where *__ is the name of the individual practitioner.
Now that Steven has learned and practiced the teachings of Briantology, he's become a bonafide Steventologist.
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Get the Breastology mug.Brentology is the ideopathic study of a specific sect of Brentologians who possess a desire to study heavy metal, taco bell and jokes. In the study of Brentologism we are taught to learn how to overcome the man by complaining and getting what we want.
In short Brentology is the study of all that is Brent and all that ever will be brent. So sayeth the chúch of Benny Simon
In short Brentology is the study of all that is Brent and all that ever will be brent. So sayeth the chúch of Benny Simon
Ex1 Noun
person1: Say brother Isaac, care to study the tombs of Brentology with Friar Earl and I?
Person2: Certainly Carlton, Brentology is my favorite subject
Ex2 Expletive.
Taco Bell Employee: What can I get you sir?
Brent: Could you give me a moment please... Yeah I'll have two cheesy gordita crunches, and an extra large baja blast no ice.
Taco Bell Employee: Will that be all?
Benny: Hey brent can I get a crunchwra-
Brent: YEAH THAT'LL BE ALL.
Benny :(
Brent: Damnit. They gave me ice!
BRENTOLOGY!!!
person1: Say brother Isaac, care to study the tombs of Brentology with Friar Earl and I?
Person2: Certainly Carlton, Brentology is my favorite subject
Ex2 Expletive.
Taco Bell Employee: What can I get you sir?
Brent: Could you give me a moment please... Yeah I'll have two cheesy gordita crunches, and an extra large baja blast no ice.
Taco Bell Employee: Will that be all?
Benny: Hey brent can I get a crunchwra-
Brent: YEAH THAT'LL BE ALL.
Benny :(
Brent: Damnit. They gave me ice!
BRENTOLOGY!!!
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heradi: “hey are you christian”
when nest: “nah cuh i’m part of brantology on my momma cuh rage against the machine are for the machine”
when nest: “nah cuh i’m part of brantology on my momma cuh rage against the machine are for the machine”
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Like if a brat happen to like or show any interest in any of your stuff or even you, he will ask you to join him not as a follower but as a leader to lead the companionship namely; bratology
Like if a brat happen to like or show any interest in any of your stuff or even you, he will ask you to join him not as a follower but as a leader to lead the companionship namely; bratology
Bratology is the fellowship of brats
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Get the Bratology mug.It’s the teaching of BANT / a course/class where an individual with none or poor bant go to increase the banterous skills.
Oh geez Ninness, your bantering skills with that girl was horrible. You need to study a bantology course so next time you don’t strike out
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