brantology

a religion made by the man known as bran. those who are part of brantology believe in things such as heradis innocence, cleveland brown jr and turkey tom

heradi: “hey are you christian”
when nest: “nah cuh i’m part of brantology on my momma cuh rage against the machine are for the machine”

brantology by rqzf January 30, 2024

bhaktology 

Bhaktology : Noun. Bhakt+ logy. Study of Bhakts and the phenomenon called Bhaktism.

Latest social media trend among the vertical political divide in Modified India. It is more effervescent during elections. Those Indians who are blind(not literary) supporters of one political party in India are Bhakts (The Devotees). Contrary to the conventional use of of the word which tilts towards color saffron, the Bhaktology can be either Saffron or Green. They act on emotions rather than rational thought process. For them, The Government and The Nation are synonyms. If someone criticizes their ideologies, he or she is termed as anti-national.

The Bhaktology is similar to an international phenomenon like 'white supremacy' or 'the black lives matter' as indicate the same type of divide in USA. Bhaktology is a definitive process and it removes all doubt about 'to be or not to be'. People will have to choose between the Devil and the Red sea in any case.

Q.What do you call a study of total devotion to a political party?
A. Yes, its Bhaktology, Its a camaraderie of highest proportion and if you are not with me than you are against me.

bhaktology by Funny Indian April 29, 2019

Brennology

A language in which only the very few and very fortunate stumble upon. Although very confusing at times and head scratching during moments of apparent clarity for the creator, this is a language that consists of the weeeeee's and the welps. The hoyty and the toytys. And the ritzy and glamorous concoctions of a princess.

"I just got promoted weeeeeeeeee"

Welp. (self explanatory) Wanting to end a conversation without being rude

Hoyty Toyty: Who the hell knows but its been used in Brennology

Brennology by Princess JB October 5, 2012

Brandrology 

The study of brandrew and brandrew processes. Similar to bundonomy. Brandrew is my littlest sundeh.

I'm am currently working on my Phd. in Brandrology writing a dissertation on china and spongebob squarepants.

Brandrology by BundehFatha April 26, 2011

Briantology 

A belief system built around the central tenet "I am God and so are you, you just need more practice", Briantology combines Occam's Razor, Agnostic Theory, and Divine Command Theory with the following logic:

-There is no known way to prove or disprove the existence of God.
-Individuals can choose whether or not to believe in a deity.
-One's devout belief in a deity causes that deity to possess real power and control over its practitioners.

Therefore:
-I'm always right, therefore I must be God.
-I control my own actions, therefore the power of a God flows through me.

-You can't prove me wrong, which further establishes that I'm right.

-I could possibly prove myself wrong, but I don't want to, so it's morally wrong for me to consider doing so.

While the term Briantology is used to reference this way of thinking, the implementation of the concept is as *__tology, where *__ is the name of the individual practitioner.

Now that Steven has learned and practiced the teachings of Briantology, he's become a bonafide Steventologist.

Briantology by yeknomgod July 5, 2014

bronology 

the study of all words containing "bro"

He really knows his bronology he even says it in spanish

bronology by tw18 December 9, 2008

Brotology 

The study of the evolution of bros. Starting from Bromo Erectus to Bromo Sapien. The scientists who study Brotology are known as Brotologists. The study is usually conducted by observing bros in their natural habitat, from their dwellings to their mating ground i.e. Clubs, Bars, Parties, and Work, etc.

Guy 1: Hey what are you going to major in?
Guy 2: I think im going to get my Phd in Brotology, i get paid to watch guys party, and watch them have sex with some fine ass bitches.
Guy 1: Damn where do I sign up for that?!

Brotology by lazboy105 November 24, 2009