Balosated

Sitting alone in a ballet room because you're too big to be involved.

I sat, balosated from all the other girls because they weighed 80 pounds and I, 120.

by weasleyisourking March 2, 2009

Bloated Violin

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.

Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.

by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012

blosted

to be very high from smokeing large amounts of ganja.

asiel:did you see that boy mike?

zach:hell yea that boy blosted!!

toasted

by yeyo gonzalez April 13, 2010

Bloated Queef

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.

After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!

Damn near gave me whiplash!

by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

Baconated

When one is completely overwhelmed and overcome in all senses, as to leave one in a zombie-like state, thanks to, in particular, a Wendy's Baconator, but essentially any other form of bacon, one is said to have been 'baconated'.

Holy shit! Jim just ate that whole Baconator in two minutes! Just look at him now; he cannot move, speak, and likely cannot even think! He's so totally baconated.

by Francis de la Bacon July 23, 2010

Bloated

When you eat to much and your stomach gets big.

girl: I ate so much I am bloated

by xoxo gi May 30, 2019

bloated, big bag of blotation

used to describe someone who is drunk beyond belief and has little awareness of their surroundings

that guy is a bloated, big bag of blotation

by jason shetland July 5, 2008