Bloasted

Bloasted is a term used for post-marijuana smoking.

"Dude, Im totally bloasted"

by Axeface May 27, 2009

Bloated Violin

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.

Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.

by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012

Get blasted!

a rallying cry to consume large quantities of alcohol in the hopes of becoming shit-faced drunk and blowing chunks; most commonly used in Wisconsin

"Hey you knobs! Get blasted!!!!!"

blasted drunk wasted hammered pissed plastered blitzed tanked intoxicated shit-faced

by Splooge Machine November 10, 2010

Flonger Blasted

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.

"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."

by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015

Blasted Idiot

Someone who acts stupid.

"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"

by BM goes to jail March 20, 2010

Blasted Idiot

Someone who acts stupid.

"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"

by BM goes to jail March 20, 2010

Turbo Blasted

The act of shitting all over the sides of the toilet and leaving the residue for someone else to find.

Man I went to the bathromm and someone turbo blasted the toilet

by SMOKE28g January 8, 2010