Bilocated

The act of two individuals identifying someone at two different locations at the same time.

The two friends bilocated John at the theatre and at his house at ten o' clock at night last friday.

by jake0520 November 22, 2012

Bloated Violin

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.

Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.

by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012

Biolated

To be violated in two places/ways at once.

When Astrid had sex with 2 guys at the same time they were rough and biolated the hell out of her.

by Emeyeels September 29, 2014

Bloated Queef

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.

After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!

Damn near gave me whiplash!

by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

Bloated

When you eat to much and your stomach gets big.

girl: I ate so much I am bloated

by xoxo gi May 30, 2019

bloated, big bag of blotation

used to describe someone who is drunk beyond belief and has little awareness of their surroundings

that guy is a bloated, big bag of blotation

by jason shetland July 5, 2008

Bloated Moons

Big round Breasts accompanied by intense cleavage and large ariolas that blend in with the breasts itself and almost no nipple tip

Fred: omg!
Steve: what?
Fred: bloated moons
Steve: where?
Fred and Steve: daaaaammn!

by Prick100 July 26, 2014