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Balogna Tits 

A smelly pair of tits that is characterized by markedly large and gross looking nipples.
Walter: "Oh look, there goes Linda. Steve recently informed me that she has Balogna Tits!"
Lauren: "That explains the aroma, doesn't it Walter"
Walter: "That is a very good point, you are right Lauren."
Balogna Tits by Gladus Marie Schrider September 10, 2010
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bologna tits 

Breasts which display bologna-like properties. The said breasts may be male or female.
Man I'd like to stick those bologna tits between to slabs of bread with some mothafuckin' mayo.
bologna tits by mc hammer December 3, 2003

bologna tits 

A woman's breasts that have sagged so much that they look like flaps of bologna sitting on her chest.
After I took off her bra, her boobs fell flat, and I realized she had bologna tits.
bologna tits by Chunners January 7, 2008

bologna tits 

Titties that look like bolagna loafs.
That guy's got some serious bolgna tits.
bologna tits by tim taylor May 13, 2005

bologna tits 

Guy one: Justin Bieber isn't gay!
Guy two: That's bologna tits he's definitely gay
bologna tits by Heisenberg125 December 22, 2013
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