loafs 

Large amounts of money in your pocket/wallet.

Graham: Aye, you got any spare change?

Nick: Sorry, I only got loafs.

loafs by notagiraffe December 13, 2014

Loafs 

Low life’s sucking money and housing out of their boss’

It is time to get rid of the loafs in our business.
It is times to get rid of the loafs in our life.

Loafs by Olpust27 December 15, 2018

Loafs 

Loafs are a yummy snackk chocolate ie the best.

“Whats that?” “Loafs!”

Loafs by Loafsss February 24, 2021

Loafs Loyalists Hangout 

THE BEST SERVER ON EARTH ISTG THE PEOPLE HERE ARE SO HELPFUL AND KIND
i love them all so much and im always so happy to talk with everyone there
thank you :)

person idk: hey dude have you heard of Loafs Loyalists Hangout
someone: yeah i have its the best server ever! the owners and mods are super nice and funny!
person idk: they are so amazing

Loafs Loyalists Hangout by stab i think July 29, 2021

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! 

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.

Husband:

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”

Wife:

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023

Loafhead 

A person usually of the female gender and usually residing near Atlanta who has a head which resembles the shape of an uncut olive loaf.

Gee, Maryanne is a real loafhead.

Loafhead by Oliver Loaf August 11, 2008

your meat loaf

This is a sixties saying denoting sexual inactivity. High school boys would often say before summer break "don't let your meat loaf this summer!"

"Hey Spike, don't let your meat loaf this summer!"

your meat loaf by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2020