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Ballywagged 

Absolutely fucked in every sense of the word
A: Hey man how’s the head today? You were absolutely ballywagged last night!

B: I know, I had 17 double vodkas! I woke up in bed with my shoes on and nothing else.

A: whats ever happened with you and that guy from the bar the other night?
B: Dont remind me, we ballywagged whilst ballywagged. I had to get the morning after pill!
Ballywagged by Smokeandflames December 28, 2019
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Ballbagged 

To be drunk off your tits.. So Drunk that you have no recollection of the night before and finding yourself in an awkward situation the next morning usually involving an ugly bird(female person).
Jim- Dude i was ballbagged last night.

Alan- I know ya, so was i.

Or

Jim- Im Gonna get fucking ballbagged tonight.

Alan- Ya, Me Too.
Ballbagged by MrTaiwo August 30, 2007

Super Mega Ballbagged 

The dangerous and perilous journey in which fearless gentleman intoxicate themselves beyond the point of recollection. This would typically include large amounts of filthy basics vodka and a horrendous in ability to coordinate themselves on the dance floor, maybe even possibly fingering bitches of the bad variety.
-"Will shall we get Super Mega Ballbagged tonight?"
"Absa bloody lutely"

- "You were Super Mega Ballbagged last night!!"
"I know I shagged 2/10"
Super Mega Ballbagged by drapes22 November 27, 2014

ballshagged 

fouled up beyond all reason
He he ballshagged his french examination due to lack of studying.
ballshagged by Bob Lawrence January 1, 2008

ballbagged 

To be drunk off your tits.. So Drunk that you have no recollection of the night before and finding yourself in an awkward situation the next morning usually involving an ugly bird(female person).
Jim- Dude i was ballbagged last night.

Alan- I know ya, so was i.

Or

Jim- Im Gonna get fucking ballbagged tonight.

Alan- Ya, Me Too.
ballbagged by MrTaiwo September 2, 2007

Ballbagged 

"It's 7am and Josh is absolutely ballbagged."
Ballbagged by Jayceeyooooo July 24, 2017

Ballsagged 

To defraud investors with misleading or false statements that later are proven to be false or fraudulent.

Ballsag, a fraudulent CEO.
Investors were ballsagged when they lost all their money.

The CEO ballsagged his investors on every conference call - Commit rampant Fraud
Ballsagged by Ballsag April 5, 2024
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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