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Ballbagged
To be drunk off your tits.. So Drunk that you have no recollection of the night before and finding yourself in an awkward situation the next morning usually involving an ugly bird(female person).
Jim- Dude i was ballbagged last night.
Alan- I know ya, so was i.
Or
Jim- Im Gonna get fucking ballbagged tonight.
Alan- Ya, Me Too.
Alan- I know ya, so was i.
Or
Jim- Im Gonna get fucking ballbagged tonight.
Alan- Ya, Me Too.
Ballbagged by MrTaiwo August 30, 2007
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Ballywagged
A: Hey man how’s the head today? You were absolutely ballywagged last night!
B: I know, I had 17 double vodkas! I woke up in bed with my shoes on and nothing else.
A: whats ever happened with you and that guy from the bar the other night?
B: Dont remind me, we ballywagged whilst ballywagged. I had to get the morning after pill!
B: I know, I had 17 double vodkas! I woke up in bed with my shoes on and nothing else.
A: whats ever happened with you and that guy from the bar the other night?
B: Dont remind me, we ballywagged whilst ballywagged. I had to get the morning after pill!
Ballywagged by Smokeandflames December 28, 2019
Super Mega Ballbagged
The dangerous and perilous journey in which fearless gentleman intoxicate themselves beyond the point of recollection. This would typically include large amounts of filthy basics vodka and a horrendous in ability to coordinate themselves on the dance floor, maybe even possibly fingering bitches of the bad variety.
-"Will shall we get Super Mega Ballbagged tonight?"
"Absa bloody lutely"
- "You were Super Mega Ballbagged last night!!"
"I know I shagged 2/10"
"Absa bloody lutely"
- "You were Super Mega Ballbagged last night!!"
"I know I shagged 2/10"
Super Mega Ballbagged by drapes22 November 27, 2014
ballbagged
To be drunk off your tits.. So Drunk that you have no recollection of the night before and finding yourself in an awkward situation the next morning usually involving an ugly bird(female person).
Jim- Dude i was ballbagged last night.
Alan- I know ya, so was i.
Or
Jim- Im Gonna get fucking ballbagged tonight.
Alan- Ya, Me Too.
Alan- I know ya, so was i.
Or
Jim- Im Gonna get fucking ballbagged tonight.
Alan- Ya, Me Too.
ballbagged by MrTaiwo September 2, 2007
ballsnagger
A person that snags baseballs at a professional baseball game by using a device or begging for the balls from players on the field.
ballsnagger by Wrigley Bill June 22, 2009
Ballsagged
To defraud investors with misleading or false statements that later are proven to be false or fraudulent.
Ballsag, a fraudulent CEO.
Ballsag, a fraudulent CEO.
Investors were ballsagged when they lost all their money.
The CEO ballsagged his investors on every conference call - Commit rampant Fraud
The CEO ballsagged his investors on every conference call - Commit rampant Fraud
Ballsagged by Ballsag April 5, 2024
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