Ballbagged

To be drunk off your tits.. So Drunk that you have no recollection of the night before and finding yourself in an awkward situation the next morning usually involving an ugly bird(female person).

Jim- Dude i was ballbagged last night.

Alan- I know ya, so was i.

Or

Jim- Im Gonna get fucking ballbagged tonight.

Alan- Ya, Me Too.

by MrTaiwo August 30, 2007

ballbagged

To be drunk off your tits.. So Drunk that you have no recollection of the night before and finding yourself in an awkward situation the next morning usually involving an ugly bird(female person).

Jim- Dude i was ballbagged last night.

Alan- I know ya, so was i.

Or

Jim- Im Gonna get fucking ballbagged tonight.

Alan- Ya, Me Too.

by MrTaiwo September 2, 2007

Ballbagged

To be absolutely spangled (inebriated).

"It's 7am and Josh is absolutely ballbagged."

by Jayceeyooooo July 24, 2017

Super Mega Ballbagged

The dangerous and perilous journey in which fearless gentleman intoxicate themselves beyond the point of recollection. This would typically include large amounts of filthy basics vodka and a horrendous in ability to coordinate themselves on the dance floor, maybe even possibly fingering bitches of the bad variety.

-"Will shall we get Super Mega Ballbagged tonight?"
"Absa bloody lutely"

- "You were Super Mega Ballbagged last night!!"
"I know I shagged 2/10"

by drapes22 November 27, 2014

ball bagged

The status of once proud and fearless gent of integrity who has lost his freedom and right to roam by submitting to the manipulations of a "ball bagger"..

This sad turn of events often happens to men in the prime of their lives, and could be a reaction to the stresses of "freedom" and the poor quality of casual pick-up material on offer these days..

Usually such specimens of men are rarely seen outside of the work environment or at family gatherings usually arranged by their miserable and deeply insecure female "owners". Any attempt to assert their previous rights to roam are met with histrionics, prolonged sulking, sex strikes and threats of "violence by proxy" often involving family members or friends of the ball bagger, the police, or family courts..

A ball bagged man is the butt of many jokes, as he lives in a form of comfortable castration rather like a neutered housepet.. But never has any real fun anymore, because his balls, are in "she who must be obeyed"'s handbag..

Bill realised, as he looked in the mirror at a body that was once lean and athletic but now looks as sad and sorry as the heap of lard sulking on the sofa that had ball bagged him into this pathetic life, that he was not really able to escape now. The price would be too high and he didn't want to end up unable to see his child, even though that was what had trapped him in this situation in the first place..

by Drex Johnson July 22, 2011

bulldagged

Adj., The state of being a butch lesbian or looking like one.

My mama and your mama was talkin' little shit.
My mama called your mama a bulldagged ass bitch.

by Space Pedestrian July 23, 2009

Ballbaggery

The act of being or acting like a ballbag. When a person acts stupidly or does something completely idiotic. Also when someone makes themselves look like an asshole or bell-end in public.

Friend One: "Oh look, Billy just told that girl he really fancies that she has a moustache."

Friend Two: "Yep, his ballbaggery knows no limits!"

by El Noido February 23, 2011