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Balloon-head 

1 - Refers to when your mind is filled with too many random things and preoccupations, and your thoughts get incoherent, hence making you a balloon-head. Gets it's sense as being a metaphor for a balloon, which is always full and big, but always filled with nothing.

2 - Can also be used as an insult, in a similar sense to "empty-minded" or "thoughtless".
• I've got such a balloon-head today. Didn't sleep well, and the tests are next weekend.

• She's such a balloon-head. Her boyfriend goes on dates with her brother, and still, she always finds reasons to forgive him.
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balloon head 

Somone who is unable to make logical decisions because they dont posses a brain in their head, just simply fresh air.
Why have you sold your car for half its value you balloon head?
balloon head by nutman17 May 24, 2007

Balloon Head 

1. An extremely unintelligent person with a large ego or bravado.

2. A male airhead whose ego inflates and deflates like a hot air balloon in his interactions with his peers.

3. A person whose convictions are easily swayed or comprimised.

4. An Irish Painter who thinks he's American
While Dave appears to be normal upon first meeting him, he is actually a Balloon Head.
Balloon Head by B-Dogg November 24, 2004

balloon head 

A prison term for someone that is beaten severely to the point that their head is swollen.

See also: pumpkin head
Hey, that snitch was turned into a balloon head.
balloon head by smartypants October 6, 2004

Balloon Head 

When a penis head is so thick the owner can push tons of blood into it making it look like a balloon.
I would have never believed he had a balloon head until I saw it for myself.
Balloon Head by KillMePleaseBHS September 30, 2017

Balloon head 

A balloon head is someone with an abnormally large forehead and an abormally small nob. He instantly picks up girls signals when they are, to quote mr balloon, “gagging for it”.
Balloon head is so cocky, which is surprising due to his shrimp cock
Balloon head by weloveminecraft April 4, 2019

Balloon head course 

Balloon head course: a course of study, usually required continuing education, that requires little effort.
I have a balloon head course, it will meet your requirements and you do the minimum.
Balloon head course by Brigid too October 29, 2023
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