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A quality ginger. Tall muscular and clapped. Sometimes he can be whipped by his bird(Lauren) but when he realises this he likes to assert his dominance as the big man of the relationship. He is a truelu romantic male and likes to tell girls he loves them back.
Person 1: you are so whipped
Person 2: if only I knew how to assert dominance like a jwillyurm
by weloveminecraft April 03, 2019

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when you know something is not a good idea... but then you think fuck it and do it anyway
person 1 : should we really be making a jam swimming pool
person 2 : yeah idk if its a good idea
person 1 : fuck it lets do it
by weloveminecraft April 01, 2019

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A balloon head is someone with an abnormally large forehead and an abormally small nob. He instantly picks up girls signals when they are, to quote mr balloon, “gagging for it”.
Balloon head is so cocky, which is surprising due to his shrimp cock
by weloveminecraft April 04, 2019

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Big ché
“Fuck me, I just boby tailloned” - “Fuck me, I just spunked my pants”
by weloveminecraft April 23, 2019

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