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balloonhead

head shaped like a balloon filled with nothin but useless air, always expandin and growin. no-one is able to stop its growth
Richard's balloonhead eventually saved his life as he fell down Mt. Everest and his balloonhead expanded and allowed him to fly.
by Anonymous March 1, 2003
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Balloonhead

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An insult, typically for someone with a disability or to call someone an idiot.
Youโ€™re such a balloonhead
by Cabrerafan09 February 24, 2023
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balloon head

Somone who is unable to make logical decisions because they dont posses a brain in their head, just simply fresh air.
Why have you sold your car for half its value you balloon head?
by nutman17 May 24, 2007
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Balloonerd

The act of being beaten into submission by a balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions.
"Dude, you just got Balloonerd by that balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions."
by A Reliable Source October 16, 2006
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Green Ballooned

To be punched, choked and slapped around, etc. during rough sex while the dominant partner ignores your pleas to stop. MO Speaker Rod Jetton was accused of assault and battery of a woman one night after his divorce. He later said it was her fault that she was beaten without her consent because she didn't use the safe word, "Green Balloons".
"Lucy got green ballooned last night after an S and M sexcapade gone wrong."

John: "Dude, what happened Eric? You look all beat up."
Eric: "Yeah, Emily green ballooned me. I'm pressing charges on that bitch."
by Snusnu December 21, 2009
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ballooned

When a person gains a substantial amount of weight to the point that they begin to resemble a spherical balloon figure.
Wow, Ellie has ballooned since she got a new partner. She used to be stick thin!
by Wordo534 April 21, 2018
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Hot Air Ballooned

The odor of a fart, released at a lower elevation, is breathed in by another person at a higher elevation. The warm methane emitted from your anus rises, thus creating a similar effect as a hot air balloon.
"Derek was dry heaving on the deck, because Cory hot air ballooned him"
by Dub75 July 13, 2012
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