balloon head

Somone who is unable to make logical decisions because they dont posses a brain in their head, just simply fresh air.

Why have you sold your car for half its value you balloon head?

by nutman17 May 24, 2007

numpty head

An individual whos head is so confused they are forever making mistakes. A polite way of calling somone a dick head!

Why have you come out of the house with no trousers on you numpty head!

by nutman17 May 24, 2007

fillet knife

Ones meaty tool that is used for filleting pussy.

Dave. "How did you get on with that bird you picked up Kev? Did u give her a good filleting"

Kev "Yeah I boned her with my fillet knife 4 hours solid!"

by nutman17 May 25, 2007