Ballnets

The nets that you put on the bottoms of guys' balls to stop them from dunking in the water.

Chris: Grandpa, what are you doing here?

Carter: Using the bathroom. Where do you keep the ballnets, that you put on the bottom of guys balls, to stop them from dunking in the water?

Brian: What?

Carter: What do you mean, "What"? slaps his hand for every word WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE NETS THAT YOU PUT ON THE BOTTOM OF GUYS BALLS TO STOP THEM FROM DUNKING IN THE WATER!?

Ballnets by Ballnets.net June 24, 2021

Ballnets.net

A website where you buy nets to put on your balls to keep them from dunking in the toilet water.

Guy 1: Bro, where did you get your ballnet?

Guy 2: Got it at ballnets.net.

Guy 1: Thanks.

Ballnets.net by Ballnets.net June 25, 2021

Ballnet 

The inside of a male's swimming suit, or anything that has to do with a ball and a net. Can also be used as an insult, complement (depending on the tone), or verb. Originated in Latham, NY.

Example #1
Person #1: Hey, you cant do that here!
Person #2: AWH BALLNET!!!!!!!

Example #2
Person #1: Dude, my vacation sucked!
Person #2: Why?
Person #1: I got so chafed from the ballnet in my swimming trunks.

Example #3
Person #1: I don't like you.
Person #2: Dude, you're such a ballnet.

Example #4
Person #1: Dude i just got 96% on my math test!
Person #2: Dude, that's hella ballnettin'.

Ballnet by TheBoosh April 9, 2010

ballness

{adverb}
Giving props-or-doing that of what balls might do or be capable of accomplishing.

"Gimme some ballness." "...that's some ballness."

ballness by Mr. Heald June 23, 2008

trumps missing ballets

When someone shits on a toilet seat and closes the lid

Oh man last night I had to shit so bad I ended up having to do a “trumps missing ballets”

trumps missing ballets by Dick2473935427883 December 13, 2021

ballnesia 

When ones ballsack sticks to your legs.

Do you have Ballnesia?

ballnesia by JCCCCKKKKKKKKKK December 20, 2017