ballnesia 

When ones ballsack sticks to your legs.

Do you have Ballnesia?

ballnesia by JCCCCKKKKKKKKKK December 20, 2017

ray-bamnesia 

A condition that causes a person to search fruitlessly for a pair of shades that are already on top of his or her head.

Natasha kept looking for her shades, but they were on her head. Must be ray-bamnesia.

ray-bamnesia by GucciLittlePiggy October 9, 2008

Bangnesia 

Forgetting how bad bangs look on you and getting them cut again

Robyn: how do you like my new haircut?
Beth: I see you got bangs again...
Robyn: Bangnesia again! Why didn't you stop me? There should be a medical alert bracelet for this!

Bangnesia by Rocking Yellow February 4, 2018

ballness

{adverb}
Giving props-or-doing that of what balls might do or be capable of accomplishing.

"Gimme some ballness." "...that's some ballness."

ballness by Mr. Heald June 23, 2008

Bagnesia 

Forgetting to take your reusable bags to the store.

"Oh, man, here I am at the checkout line without my bags. I must be suffering from bagnesia."

Bagnesia by Tcup May 4, 2010

Barnesia

Forgetting details of conversations held at a bar due to excessive alcohol consumption.

Wife says, "honey, do you remember what you told me last night while we were at happy hour?". Husband replies, "Uh, no I think I have barnesia!".

Barnesia by Eff'r September 14, 2013

mallnesia 

The phenomenon that occurs when one walks out of a store in the mall and has no idea which way they came from, blocking mall traffic with their paralysis.

I hate going shopping with my mom: she gets such bad mallnesia and walks the wrong way every time!

mallnesia by Matt Wiebe March 19, 2008