ballness

{adverb}
Giving props-or-doing that of what balls might do or be capable of accomplishing.

"Gimme some ballness." "...that's some ballness."

by Mr. Heald June 23, 2008

Ballnets

The nets that you put on the bottoms of guys' balls to stop them from dunking in the water.

Chris: Grandpa, what are you doing here?

Carter: Using the bathroom. Where do you keep the ballnets, that you put on the bottom of guys balls, to stop them from dunking in the water?

Brian: What?

Carter: What do you mean, "What"? slaps his hand for every word WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE NETS THAT YOU PUT ON THE BOTTOM OF GUYS BALLS TO STOP THEM FROM DUNKING IN THE WATER!?

by Ballnets.net June 24, 2021

Ballnets.net

A website where you buy nets to put on your balls to keep them from dunking in the toilet water.

Guy 1: Bro, where did you get your ballnet?

Guy 2: Got it at ballnets.net.

Guy 1: Thanks.

by Ballnets.net June 25, 2021

balless wonder

This is a weak, spineless un-spirited man who is easily cowed.

Look at that balless wonder getting another butt chewing from his girlfriend over nothing.

by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021

ballesso

ballesso is a name you would call someone short or old, it is usually used as an insult or nickname for your goofy friends. ballessoes tends to be on the app "Discord" and is sometimes strange.

"hey ballesso! yeah you u silly goose!"

"you guys are all ballessoes😒"

by sagethecool August 17, 2021

balless

Similar to rollo although they have no balls. They constantly itch we're there balls should be even though they have none. All balless's have extremely high pitched voices especially when they get annoyed( they often deny this even when it's true) . They are constantly teased because of this. Most balless's have an extreme love of chickens.

"He always talking about chickens he's such a balless's

by Supreme leader May 26, 2014

baldness

Baldness is when you have no hair and your head looks very much like an egg.

David- "Hey, that's an egg!"
Ron- "No, thats a guy who suffers from baldness!"

by Ordem July 13, 2015