ballness
"Gimme some ballness." "...that's some ballness."
Words you can keep
Ballnets
Chris: Grandpa, what are you doing here?
Carter: Using the bathroom. Where do you keep the ballnets, that you put on the bottom of guys balls, to stop them from dunking in the water?
Brian: What?
Carter: What do you mean, "What"? slaps his hand for every word WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE NETS THAT YOU PUT ON THE BOTTOM OF GUYS BALLS TO STOP THEM FROM DUNKING IN THE WATER!?
Carter: Using the bathroom. Where do you keep the ballnets, that you put on the bottom of guys balls, to stop them from dunking in the water?
Brian: What?
Carter: What do you mean, "What"? slaps his hand for every word WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE NETS THAT YOU PUT ON THE BOTTOM OF GUYS BALLS TO STOP THEM FROM DUNKING IN THE WATER!?
Ballnets by Ballnets.net June 24, 2021
Related Words
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Ballnets.net
Ballnets.net by Ballnets.net June 25, 2021
balless wonder
balless wonder by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021
ballesso
ballesso is a name you would call someone short or old, it is usually used as an insult or nickname for your goofy friends. ballessoes tends to be on the app "Discord" and is sometimes strange.
ballesso by sagethecool August 17, 2021
balless
Similar to rollo although they have no balls. They constantly itch we're there balls should be even though they have none. All balless's have extremely high pitched voices especially when they get annoyed( they often deny this even when it's true) . They are constantly teased because of this. Most balless's have an extreme love of chickens.
balless by Supreme leader May 26, 2014
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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B)
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