Ballico

1: noun. A small town in California's central valley thats hard to find, easily forgetable, and half the time doesn't exist anyway. Any persons in or from Ballico shouldn't be trusted, simply because of the lack of proof that the town exists.

2: noun, adjective. Something so strange and out of place, its physically impossible. The very existance of such an object could only occur by human manipulation of nature.

1: Guy 1: Dude, I was hanging out in Ballico with my friend --
Guy 2: Get away from me!!!! No wonder you have been acting strange all day!!! What have you done with my friend?!!!!!

2: Girl 1: Did you see that homeless man with that fur coat? It looked like it was just out of the store?
Girl 2: Thats way ballico!!! Someone had to have given it to him!

by nvoss June 20, 2011

bellicose veins

blood vessels that become enlarged and visible on someone's forehead and neck when they're raging mad at something or someone.

when my dad was yelling at me for wrecking his car, I thought his bellicose veins were going to explode.

by bign2600s October 25, 2009

Ballinology

The study of being a baller. More commonly used for the true boss. Many people pretend and wish to be a baller but cannot obtain the status. It is characterized by well dressed and mannered men. Prodomintaely being young business owners who stack paper. Masters of ballinology are commonly referred to as ballinologist.

Chuck - Dude I just got my PhD in ballinology!

Chris - How so?

Chuck - Totally just took another city over with authority.

Chris - True ballinologist!

Chuck - Get off me with that chump change Lil Wayne!

by The true ballinologist November 2, 2009

ballicks

nortern irish slang for a non truth or not good. english is "bollocks"

bout ye mucker, last nights party was ballicks!

by tim dodds May 19, 2005

Ballcockery

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.

"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

ballcock

part in the toilet that lets in the water. also known as a fill valve.

my toilet keeps running. i need to fix the ballcock.

by plumber rick December 29, 2004

ballicle

The weird little bumps on a guy's balls where hair grows from.

A hair follicle, but on one's balls.

Bob: "Dude, these little bumps on my balls look like a bunch of zits."

Jeffery: "No dude, those are your ballicles."

Bob: "Oh good, I thought I had herpes for a second."

by eugaet21 January 13, 2011