When you try so hard to find toilet paper you find everything BUT the toilet paper and show up late.
B: 'Bro they're two hours late - they said they were looking for toilet paper! What a Balice move...'
E: 'They found everything but! Instead, they found out what was outside the closet: a kettle; blankets; plates; forks; knives; a hippo; a hockey stick; a dangerous waterslide stood alongside anal cream; 3 policemen; a scarf; a beanie; a shot glass; the sanctity of my home and desk; stress; and B's eyebrows!'
E: 'They found everything but! Instead, they found out what was outside the closet: a kettle; blankets; plates; forks; knives; a hippo; a hockey stick; a dangerous waterslide stood alongside anal cream; 3 policemen; a scarf; a beanie; a shot glass; the sanctity of my home and desk; stress; and B's eyebrows!'
by BubbleButtBoyz July 19, 2023