Balldo

A sex toy that allows you to penetrate your partner with your balls. Apparently, a real product.

"I just double penned my gf using my trusty balldo"

"I was able to Double Penetrate my girlfriend using my trust Balldo."
"I totally Balldoed Holly, she won't woke right for a week"

by Lsteak July 9, 2022

Baldo

Your average bald person.

Sam: Have you heard about Aldo's hairloss?
Trent: Yeah he's pretty bald
Sam: Guess he's baldo

by SamFoundations March 24, 2020

ballhop

When you're talking and your voice breaks.
Ballhop comes from when one of your testicles hops, making your voice suddenly high-pitched.

Guy: "I like pancake mi(insert ballhop)x."

by Wet69 December 2, 2010

Ballolleshit

When something is so bullshit that a simple word can't hold up the pure hardened pressure of sadness and despair.

Tofflehero: Hey man, do you wanna play some CS:GO?
Halallaren: No bro, it's fucking ballolleshit!
Tofflehero: Fuck you man, I'm going to play some Darksouls 3. It's ballolleshit but I like it.

by Halallaren June 1, 2016

Balldraining

When an individual (hopefully a male) has so many orgasms that his prostate gland cannot produce enough man milk to feed the demand. Some common places to encounter a gentlemen who has had his balls drained are at orgies, weddings, funerals, family get togethers or the red light district.

Dude, Elaine sucked my dick for eight hours straight. She is a balldraining slut.

by rustythesadwalrus January 25, 2015

Baldoggie

A Youtuber that remains unknown to this day by his iconic disguise of the white Baldoggie official mask. He is also very bad at csgo and is a member of an abomination of a csgo team.

"Oh my! What a bad youtube video this is. It must be Baldoggie"
"I am as bad at csgo as Baldoggie!"
"Damn your mask do be looking like Baldoggies tho."
"BALDOGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by jannet6969 June 14, 2020

Ballhog

In basketball, one who never passes the ball to other players and just tries to shoot for himself.

Bob: Mike is such a ballhog; whenever he gets the ball, he just shoots it without even trying to pass it to one of us!
Joe: I know right...

by yu hm September 5, 2012