balldox
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balldox by Jules Verne March 4, 2004
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balltox
The cutting-edge, medical procedure of injecting one's scrotum with botox in an effort to reduce the number of visible lines and wrinkles
Dude 1: my girlfriend won't go down on me anymore; she says my sack looks like an old man's turkey-neck.
Dude 2: dude, you know what will fix that...some balltox.
Dude 2: dude, you know what will fix that...some balltox.
balltox by maestro326 August 18, 2013
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balldox • balldog • Balldozing • Balldo • BallDoesYT • Balldom • Balldome • balldonkulous • balldoolship • ballox
Balldozing
Balldozing is an exciting sexual maneuver in which a man (the balldozer) first enters the female in the missionary position.
After a series of thrusts in which the man's testicles smack off of the females anus, the man removes his penis from the woman's vagina and drags his balls up her stomach and chest to her chin where they rest while he finishes in her mouth.
Score extra points for a slimy streak.
After a series of thrusts in which the man's testicles smack off of the females anus, the man removes his penis from the woman's vagina and drags his balls up her stomach and chest to her chin where they rest while he finishes in her mouth.
Score extra points for a slimy streak.
"What's that streak on Vicky's chest and chin? Is that some sort of religious marking?"
-"No, Mike was totally balldozing her in the pool rec room!"
-"No, Mike was totally balldozing her in the pool rec room!"
Balldozing by Flanagan McQueen December 7, 2006
ballox
ballox by Alan Cooper December 14, 2008
Balldom
To insert ones testes into the condom along with the penis. Often used to heighten the sexual experience, donning the balldom will also reduce your chance of catching Herpes.
Man: Holy shit I just came!
Woman: Allready?
Man: Yeah It was the Balldom.
Woman: Your pathetic!
Man: You have Herpes.
Woman: Allready?
Man: Yeah It was the Balldom.
Woman: Your pathetic!
Man: You have Herpes.
Balldom by Internet Dipshit March 20, 2011
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