Balldozing

Balldozing is an exciting sexual maneuver in which a man (the balldozer) first enters the female in the missionary position.

After a series of thrusts in which the man's testicles smack off of the females anus, the man removes his penis from the woman's vagina and drags his balls up her stomach and chest to her chin where they rest while he finishes in her mouth.

Score extra points for a slimy streak.

"What's that streak on Vicky's chest and chin? Is that some sort of religious marking?"

-"No, Mike was totally balldozing her in the pool rec room!"

by Flanagan McQueen December 7, 2006

Balldozing

An extended teabag, in which the testicles are dragged over a significant stretch of the body. A full balldozing is generally considered to cover the area between the knees and the shoulders.

Timmy, while engaged in 69, was interrupted by the doorbell. As he stumbled towards the door his balls dragged across Denise's body and balldozing was born.

by Popo4242 December 18, 2022

water ballooning

the act of holding your foreskin closed while urinating so it fills up like a water balloon

Jake: Hey David what are you doing tonight?
David: Nothing probably just going to sit in the shower and do some water ballooning

by numbertwentyone January 19, 2012

ballzzing

when an ipod teabags someone

OMG dude did you see that ipod he totaly gave him a ballzzing

by Robbiehay1 August 10, 2009

bulldozing that lip closet

When a male has sex with a girl's mouth or vagina with his penis... Since both (the vag and mouth) have lips.

I thought about bending her over and stickin' it in her pooter but instead I kept on bulldozing that lip closet for days.

by WillytMU December 4, 2012

hot air ballooning

A euphemism for "getting high", aka smoking marijuana. As defined by the comedian Throwing Toasters, referring to The Pheromones singing a cover of the song "High" by Feeder. It was a very funny night!

Where did Michael go? Oh, he's out hot air ballooning with his friends... Don't wait up 'cause he won't be home today.

by izzygalvez January 29, 2009

Bulldozing

The act of completely dominating a conversation, whether amongst a crowd or an intimate conversation. the "Bulldozer" can be anyone, inebriated or not, so long as everyone else that has something can't, simply because the said person just talks louder to drown them out.

Tim: Hey guys i went to th...
Shannon: Man, i was over at the mall yesterday, and i say this movie, it was cool.
Jim: What were you saying, Tim?
Tim: Oh, just that i went and saw Iron ma...
Shannon: You'll never guess who i say at the mall yesterday! Fuckin Lance!
Tim: Dude, im getting out of the way of this bulldozing, i can't say shit.

by likmeyuengling June 12, 2010