Balldome 

The swelling of the testicular region, especially after a swift kick or attack with a blunt object.

D-Doggy: How bad is it, Doctor?

Doctor: Well, you have a balldome the size of a pineapple. I'm afraid we'll have to amputate.

Balldome by The Great Racismo August 28, 2004

Baldomero

He is known as the guy you call whenever you feel down or just need someone to talk to, he will make you laugh and he can easily put a big smile on your face. He knows how to keep up a conversation, is funny, great personality, has beautiful eyes, and a great body. He has style but only shows it when he goes out because he likes to impress. He knows how to dance so it would be best to let him lead. He is great with the ladies but when it comes to relationships he is commited. He is a great boyfriend and will treat his girlfriend with such respect as if she were his queen by complimenting her and meaning every word. When it comes to being a freak he is one but doesnt show it from that innocent face of his, so he is best known as a closet freak. He is very smart but doesnt know what he wants to be in life yet.., but when it comes down to it he will become someone very successful.

Baldomero has is "IT" all...
Goshh my boyfriend is such a Baldomero.

Baldomero by girlii101 January 1, 2012

ballsome 

Awesome, with a penis related meaning as well; therefore, interpreting that it is the best thing ever. Never use it in a context suggesting "good" things, because it is only meant for overly extravagant, amazing things that can only be described as..ballsome.

Jodi: "So Amanda, how was your day?"
Amanda- "Well Jodi, for breakfast I had an ice cream sundae, while accompanied with a huge stack of cash, not to mention a new Bently sitting in my driveway, of my mansion, so when I got inside of my car, Lil' Wayne was in the passenger seat, with more money for me, saying he would be my baby daddy. I was overwhelmed, so we flew to New York City and went shopping. By the way, my birthday isn't til Tuesday..."
Jodi- "No way! You had an ice cream sundae for breakfast?!?! Your life is BALLSOME!!!"

ballsome by Aim&Jo February 6, 2010

Q ball dome slap 

The act of asking a chick to shave her head then going to the bedroom to get fucked then finish on her chrome dome and slap that cum covered Q ball

Friend: what was that loud smack last night
Me: oh? That. Me finishing my q ball dome slap ladies love it

Q ball dome slap by Ronrun July 17, 2021

ballsome 

When two guys and a girl are going to have a threesome but the girl does not show up so they go on without her

Guy #1: Hey where is Becca?
Guy #2: I don't know... maybe she's not coming.
Guy #1: That sucks but we could always have a ballsome.
Guy #2: Alright!

ballsome by hush puppies September 6, 2009

Balldom 

To insert ones testes into the condom along with the penis. Often used to heighten the sexual experience, donning the balldom will also reduce your chance of catching Herpes.

Man: Holy shit I just came!
Woman: Allready?
Man: Yeah It was the Balldom.
Woman: Your pathetic!
Man: You have Herpes.

Balldom by Internet Dipshit March 20, 2011

Ballometer 

An imaginary scientific social instrument used to capture testicular fortitude.

Would you grab my Ballometer?

Ballometer by AREAAD8 July 6, 2017