Balercide

When one commits suicide via jumping into a cardboard baler.

Did you hear? Bob committed balercide last week. they didn't find him till they made a bloody bale.

by BaleBoizzzz October 20, 2020

Bonercide

The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.

Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.

by Seximess December 1, 2011

Bonercide

The natural hormone a released into a man's Penis causing his erection to become flaccid upon glimpsing an ugly female.

Man, Amanda and Shannon are such fucking ugly moles that they destroyed the wood I was sporting with their Bonercide.

Those bitches with their Bebop and Rocksteady Bonercide faces killed my hard on that I was just about to tune up.

by The Macarthur Cockburn May 29, 2013

Beavercide

The assassination of any one member of the Spanish Governing Body

"I'm going to commit Beavercide"

by Basylsk October 4, 2020

Bakeccidents

Accident that usually occurs when under the influence of marijuana/substance. also could just be a wicked idiotic accident

T: How the FUCK did you back into a tree 3 yards off the driveway....going up a hill??!!

J: Dude, bakeccidents happen

by JPigs October 27, 2010

Bamercise

Exercising whilst cleaning with Easy Off BAM!

I was doing Bamercise in the bathroom.

by St Marcellin May 9, 2010

Beavercide

Meth head commiting suicide.

Poor drug addict commited beavercide.

by Chloe1776 November 21, 2018