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bantercise

A way of telling someone that their banter is not up to scratch.
Guy1: Dude, that guy last night completely failed to make me laugh.
Guy2: Agreed, he needs some serious bantercise.
bantercise by BECCYBONES July 19, 2010
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bonercise 

The act of exercising your boner, usually for the sake of pleasure, and often performed at regular intervals.
I was almost late for work, but fortunately I finished my morning bonercise in time to catch the train.
bonercise by DeepTrout January 9, 2013

Bedercise 

n. Any exercise that you can accomplish without leaving your bed.
1. This Tempurpedic pillow is so heavy! Lifting it is definitely good bedercise.

2. Hey baby, why don't we head back to my place and bedercise together.
Bedercise by suitvestmanifesto January 11, 2013

Bexercise 

The Method of Exercising in bed, doing presses, sit ups or other activities that require you to be in a horizontal position. Not To Be Confused with Sexercise.
'Last Night I did six hours of Bexercise, I Feel Like i just went ten rounds with all mighty thor!'

Balercide 

When one commits suicide via jumping into a cardboard baler.
Did you hear? Bob committed balercide last week. they didn't find him till they made a bloody bale.
Balercide by BaleBoizzzz October 20, 2020

Bamerine 

A Bamerine is a unique name just like she is. A very caring, Loving, and Protective person. The kind of person you can find once in a life time. No one has ever had this name that’s what makes her so special. Never get on her bad side because she doesn’t think twice about cutting ties with anyone.

And if your name is Bamerine just know that being you is enough! We Bamerines are awesome!
Sarah: Bamerine what will it take for you to ever forgive me?
Bamerine: When people betray me, there’s no second chances to give because how can I give you a second chance when I myself do t believe in second chances?
Bamerine by Ymmab February 11, 2022