Baldium

Having no hair on your body, anywhere.

Guy: Did you guys see Jefohnathanothy?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's baldium.

by Buttquack August 29, 2022

Baldimore

The way Marylanders pronounce the state's most prominent city. Often used in conjunction with the word "hon."

Let's go watch those Baldimore O's, hon.

("O's" pronounced as "ooohs.")

by Graggy H. February 8, 2009

Baldism

A system, not religion, that believes balds are all powerful human beings. The only way to become bald is to commend yourself to the balds. They are a very friendly group of people yet have one enemy, The Beards.

Bald Enthusiast: Hail Baldism!
Bald Enforcer: Glory to Baldism!

by GoodDefinitions April 7, 2017

baldimort

A bald fat person

Mr merrit-blann is a baldimort

by The angmering school club June 3, 2020

Baldimus

That goofy looking fuck who has a disgusting sex pest face. He's only good for befriending if his sister is whipping her puss out at the next lan.

Fuck my son is a baldimus, better drown it.

by Elfishguy May 22, 2017

Baadium

Used if you dont believe someone's statement or story
Usually used to interrupt someone to get them pissed off

Started by Chris and Ronnie Giusti, MKC

"Did you hear about...."
"BAADIUM!!"
"WTF!"

by DaPh3nom3nalOn3 October 12, 2011

Baldimore

A stupid f*cking bald shithead who wears a blue shirt. His evil clone wears a green one.

Oh shit! Baldimore is here!

by McBoobs (IHateShitters) September 15, 2018