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A system, not religion, that believes balds are all powerful human beings. The only way to become bald is to commend yourself to the balds. They are a very friendly group of people yet have one enemy, The Beards.
Bald Enthusiast: Hail Baldism!
Bald Enforcer: Glory to Baldism!
by GoodDefinitions April 07, 2017
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