Baldimus

That goofy looking fuck who has a disgusting sex pest face. He's only good for befriending if his sister is whipping her puss out at the next lan.

Fuck my son is a baldimus, better drown it.

by Elfishguy May 22, 2017

baldicus

1) Any bald person (usually male) who shines their hairless dome.

2) A bald person who has gained the loathings of the masses.

1) I swear, I saw my reflection on Baldicus' shiny dome!

2) Tonight is Dictator Baldicus' trial.

by Alex D. da bom January 17, 2007