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Blan; Verb

To abuse your own power on yourself. To ban oneself (specifically from Discord servers).
Yo, Konto. Did you hear about the blanning? Blanners used the blan hammer on himself.
Blann by ̶7̶Z̶0̶R̶i̶n̶ January 12, 2019
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Blann is an incredible guy that is super adorable. He is very into sports and friends, usually rather tall and fit. He can be such a gentleman when he needs to be, he has SUPER soft lips and is an amazing kisser. He is very determined and knows what he wants out of life, he may have made some mistakes in the past that hurt or broke relationships with people but because of his determination he will put his complete effort into making a relationship with a special girl work. This boy will drive you insane in the best way possible; he is so sweet, loves adventure, football, pretty hot, has a few close friends and a lot of acquaintances. Overall, Blann is a really great guy. I think I might be falling for him, so if you find one; keep him.
Girl: Ooh that boy is so attractive and is so great at football.
Bestfriend: He must be a Blann.
blann by Pikachufordayzz October 8, 2014
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Father Blann

A father that is good

YA BANNED 

It's something Lukes dad says to his son
LUKE YOU SLAMMED YOUR DOOR? YA BANNED!!!!!!!!!!
YA BANNED by Gucci_Pineapple October 19, 2019

Dunk a Bannon

The act of defecation, particularly into a conventional toilet with a water-filled bowl. Entered the vernacular circa 2016, with reference to a particular political advisor of the era.
Hang on dude, I gotta dunk a Bannon before we split.

Hey, bring me some more TP, please! I just dunked a Bannon and I need some.
Dunk a Bannon by Gingerbutt's mama September 3, 2022

Bruce Banner

Known as the alter ego for the Hulk. It is also known as someone who has a green vein on their penis. Not many people are sure as to why the green vein is there, but it could only be known as radioactive.
Doctor, you may want to come look at this. This guy has a Bruce Banner, and his name is DJShockJock.
Bruce Banner by Djshockjock April 7, 2019

Steve Bannon Sit Up 

Sucking your own dick to the point where you yourself end up looking like a shrivelled prune that's been left out too long.
Why is Jack looking so sickly? Is he feeling okay?

Yeah, he's just done the Steve Bannon Sit Up too much.
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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