Baldape

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The most hairiest stinkiest ape you will ever meet. They are kind, loveable, and really stinky. Baldape’s are the best thing that could happen in life. If you come across a baldape Make sure to give it a big hug and maybe they will let you in they’re baldape kingdom.

“Rylee Flynn is really hairy and stinky, she must be a baldape.”

Baldape by Idk_em September 18, 2022

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Baldaphobic

You’re against and racist towards bald people

Oh my god, she hates bald people she’s baldaphobic

Baldaphobic by NoHomoBruhhh August 3, 2018

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Baldape • Baldage • Baldadeer • Baldaphobic • Baldave • Baldrape • Balrape • The Baldageddon • bald peach • bald people

Baldave

The name given to someone who is:
beautiful
caring
funny
has a pet elephant
and lives on a kit kat farm... :-)

'There's a beautiful boy who works on a kit kat farm!'
'It must be a baldave!'

Baldave by Mr Penguin14 April 30, 2013

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Baldadeer

A bald crooner. A singer of romantic ballads who is without hair. A bald man whose song makes the hearts of girls flutter until they see the sunlight reflected off his head.

The song of the baldadeer made her eyes tear, but she kept her eyes shut because of the strong light reflected off his scalp.

Baldadeer by Research_Joe September 4, 2020

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Baldage

The realization of a close ones follicular short cummings.

Tommmy's baldage was comming in like the fast approaching seasons.

Baldage by Rebeckletits December 25, 2007

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Baldrape

To rape someone without reason.
Often used on the internet.

Person1 entered the room
Person2: *baldrapes*
Person1: wtf?
Person2: :D

Baldrape by xBNx October 19, 2008

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BALDAGE

(bald' aj) n. The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.

It's a hard hit to my manhood to look down and see all the baldage in my shower everyday.

BALDAGE by piyox420andreev August 18, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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