Baldape

The most hairiest stinkiest ape you will ever meet. They are kind, loveable, and really stinky. Baldape’s are the best thing that could happen in life. If you come across a baldape Make sure to give it a big hug and maybe they will let you in they’re baldape kingdom.

“Rylee Flynn is really hairy and stinky, she must be a baldape.”

by Idk_em September 18, 2022

Baldaphobic

You’re against and racist towards bald people

Oh my god, she hates bald people she’s baldaphobic

by NoHomoBruhhh August 3, 2018

Baldave

The name given to someone who is:
beautiful
caring
funny
has a pet elephant
and lives on a kit kat farm... :-)

'There's a beautiful boy who works on a kit kat farm!'
'It must be a baldave!'

by Mr Penguin14 April 30, 2013

Baldadeer

A bald crooner. A singer of romantic ballads who is without hair. A bald man whose song makes the hearts of girls flutter until they see the sunlight reflected off his head.

The song of the baldadeer made her eyes tear, but she kept her eyes shut because of the strong light reflected off his scalp.

by Research_Joe September 4, 2020

Baldage

The realization of a close ones follicular short cummings.

Tommmy's baldage was comming in like the fast approaching seasons.

by Rebeckletits December 25, 2007

Baldrape

To rape someone without reason.
Often used on the internet.

Person1 entered the room
Person2: *baldrapes*
Person1: wtf?
Person2: :D

by xBNx October 19, 2008

BALDAGE

(bald' aj) n. The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.

It's a hard hit to my manhood to look down and see all the baldage in my shower everyday.

by piyox420andreev August 18, 2010