Baldave

The name given to someone who is:
beautiful
caring
funny
has a pet elephant
and lives on a kit kat farm... :-)

'There's a beautiful boy who works on a kit kat farm!'
'It must be a baldave!'

by Mr Penguin14 April 30, 2013

Baldverrn

The true version of viverrn that he has been trying to hide from us

Guys stop im not baldverrn

by Anonymous_banana February 11, 2022

Baldverrn

Viverrn being bald and mad

who new that viverrn was bald? Baldverrn maybe??

by DoggoPot February 11, 2022

balnaves

a person who can consume a large amount of alcohol in one night without vomiting or passing out.

Dayumn that guy must be a Balnaves! Look at the way he's finishing those drinks!

by lollllzzzz May 27, 2010

Baldadeer

A bald crooner. A singer of romantic ballads who is without hair. A bald man whose song makes the hearts of girls flutter until they see the sunlight reflected off his head.

The song of the baldadeer made her eyes tear, but she kept her eyes shut because of the strong light reflected off his scalp.

by Research_Joe September 4, 2020

Baldage

The realization of a close ones follicular short cummings.

Tommmy's baldage was comming in like the fast approaching seasons.

by Rebeckletits December 25, 2007

BALDAGE

(bald' aj) n. The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.

It's a hard hit to my manhood to look down and see all the baldage in my shower everyday.

by piyox420andreev August 18, 2010