Baldage
Baldage by Rebeckletits December 25, 2007
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BALDAGE
BALDAGE by piyox420andreev August 18, 2010
Whore bandage
Whore bandage by Jesucka August 5, 2009
Booze bandage
1) The consumption of more alcohol to help alleviate the pain caused by a bad hangover
2) May be used when suffering from Booze Flu.
2) May be used when suffering from Booze Flu.
Booze bandage by Luckys3000 October 28, 2008
Bandage
Noun: The marijuana that has been placed on top of a partially smoked bowl.
Verb: To place new marijuana on top of a bowl that has not been smoked completely.
Verb: To place new marijuana on top of a bowl that has not been smoked completely.
Bandage by Chris & Kevin June 30, 2012
Bandage Soaker
Someone who keeps a secret from a friend until the last minute.
It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain
It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain
Bestie 1: Heyy soo...are you going to that party tonight?
Bestie 2: Hell yeah!
Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!
*At Party*
Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!
Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:
Bestie 2: Hell yeah!
Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!
*At Party*
Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!
Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:
Bandage Soaker by Andriko1 May 21, 2011
Baldave
The name given to someone who is:
beautiful
caring
funny
has a pet elephant
and lives on a kit kat farm... :-)
beautiful
caring
funny
has a pet elephant
and lives on a kit kat farm... :-)
Baldave by Mr Penguin14 April 30, 2013
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