Baldage 

The realization of a close ones follicular short cummings.

Tommmy's baldage was comming in like the fast approaching seasons.

Baldage by Rebeckletits December 25, 2007

BALDAGE 

(bald' aj) n. The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.

It's a hard hit to my manhood to look down and see all the baldage in my shower everyday.

BALDAGE by piyox420andreev August 18, 2010

Whore bandage 

someone nasty like god knows what cold be on a whore's bandage.

you fucking whore bandage!

Whore bandage by Jesucka August 5, 2009

Booze bandage 

1) The consumption of more alcohol to help alleviate the pain caused by a bad hangover
2) May be used when suffering from Booze Flu.

I need a booze bandage if I am going to go out again tonight

Booze bandage by Luckys3000 October 28, 2008

Bandage 

Noun: The marijuana that has been placed on top of a partially smoked bowl.

Verb: To place new marijuana on top of a bowl that has not been smoked completely.

"This bowl is almost done, you wanna bandage that

Bandage by Chris & Kevin June 30, 2012

Bandage Soaker

Someone who keeps a secret from a friend until the last minute.

It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain

Bestie 1: Heyy soo...are you going to that party tonight?

Bestie 2: Hell yeah!

Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!

*At Party*

Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!

Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:

Bandage Soaker by Andriko1 May 21, 2011

Baldave 

The name given to someone who is:
beautiful
caring
funny
has a pet elephant
and lives on a kit kat farm... :-)

'There's a beautiful boy who works on a kit kat farm!'
'It must be a baldave!'

Baldave by Mr Penguin14 April 30, 2013