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The realization of a close ones follicular short cummings.

Tommmy's baldage was comming in like the fast approaching seasons.

Baldage by Rebeckletits December 25, 2007

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BALDAGE

(bald' aj) n. The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.

It's a hard hit to my manhood to look down and see all the baldage in my shower everyday.

BALDAGE by piyox420andreev August 18, 2010

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Whore bandage

someone nasty like god knows what cold be on a whore's bandage.

you fucking whore bandage!

Whore bandage by Jesucka August 5, 2009

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Booze bandage

1) The consumption of more alcohol to help alleviate the pain caused by a bad hangover
2) May be used when suffering from Booze Flu.

I need a booze bandage if I am going to go out again tonight

Booze bandage by Luckys3000 October 28, 2008

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Bandage

Noun: The marijuana that has been placed on top of a partially smoked bowl.

Verb: To place new marijuana on top of a bowl that has not been smoked completely.

"This bowl is almost done, you wanna bandage that

Bandage by Chris & Kevin June 30, 2012

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Bandage Soaker

Someone who keeps a secret from a friend until the last minute.

It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain

Bestie 1: Heyy soo...are you going to that party tonight?

Bestie 2: Hell yeah!

Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!

*At Party*

Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!

Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:

Bandage Soaker by Andriko1 May 21, 2011

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Baldave

The name given to someone who is:
beautiful
caring
funny
has a pet elephant
and lives on a kit kat farm... :-)

'There's a beautiful boy who works on a kit kat farm!'
'It must be a baldave!'

Baldave by Mr Penguin14 April 30, 2013

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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