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bahookus 

Quite simply, someone's ass or buttocks in lieu of pain or a spanking on their rear end. Generally the party in question is too old for such treatment so it is comical and embarrassing.

The punishment is also generally done by more than one person who are in agreement of the action to follow.
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"Try that again and you'll get knocked off your funny blown bahookus !"
bahookus by dw817 November 12, 2009
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bahonkus 

My mom was pissed so she grabbed the wooden spoon and smacked my bahonkus.
bahonkus by B.Reilly March 16, 2008
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Bahonkus 

Teacher "sit your bahonkus down!"
Student "um. what?"

bahookas 

1. referred to as the breast of a female

2. something that scares you

3. something that flabergasted you.
ex. "Look at those bahookas!!!!"

ex. "That scared the bahookas out of me!!!!"
bahookas by Ling-Ling Babz September 20, 2011

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026