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bahookus 

Quite simply, someone's ass or buttocks in lieu of pain or a spanking on their rear end. Generally the party in question is too old for such treatment so it is comical and embarrassing.

The punishment is also generally done by more than one person who are in agreement of the action to follow.
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"Try that again and you'll get knocked off your funny blown bahookus !"
bahookus by dw817 November 12, 2009
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bahonkus 

Another word for your butt.
My mom was pissed so she grabbed the wooden spoon and smacked my bahonkus.
bahonkus by B.Reilly March 16, 2008
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Bahonkus 

another name for your butt.
Teacher "sit your bahonkus down!"
Student "um. what?"

bahookas 

1. referred to as the breast of a female

2. something that scares you

3. something that flabergasted you.
ex. "Look at those bahookas!!!!"

ex. "That scared the bahookas out of me!!!!"
bahookas by Ling-Ling Babz September 20, 2011

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026