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baheem is a joke used by alot of people when they either dont know what to say or wanna interrupt someone. baheem is a translucent, dark figure that dissapears in the dark, supposedly lives in georgia, and attacks you in your sleep. baheem also hides in dark classrooms or school bathrooms. be careful of baheem
ITS BAHEEM
Baheem by White Tripod December 19, 2022
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A quiet girl when you meet her but crazy when you get to know her. She will always know how to make you laugh with her hilarious faces and give you helpful advice. Baheeras will always be there for you!!
Wow she's such a B-MAN!! (Baheera)
baheera by By lea and Dee June 14, 2014
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Baheem • Baheema • baheemif • baheer • Bheem • braheem • Baheeg • Baheeja • Baheena • Baseema
(N. buh-HEEJ) A form of oral sex which begins with a blowjob but ends with a handjob. It is noted for being a disappointing end to an auspicious beginning, particularly when the man ends up with semen covering his stomach.
Jean: How was she in bed?
Jon: Dude, it started okay but then I realized it was a baheege.
baheege by Jean M. Lopez April 8, 2008

Bheemesh 

The Man , The Myth , The Legend , the brother of all women , Mysha , God of Gods , Flooder of Milk .
The Universe is a part of Bheemesh.
Bheemesh by BayofDragons October 25, 2019
Plain ole idiot...thick headed,stubborn,retarded,no brain,air head,fatima,etc..

used by libyans on the regular..
what a baheema...

Oh Ali....he is a friggin baheema...

tell that baheema to come back in her or i will throw this slipper upside his head

Fatima is such a baheema....but she is soo hott..
Baheema by hamids October 8, 2006

baheezahee 

A wild version of a BeeZee. A BaheeZahee are always up for a good time. They know how to Carpe Diem, Carpe Noctem, and Carpe Omnia. A BaheeZahee is also used to emphasize the closeness or brotherhood or strength of your relationship. A BaheeZahee is very intelligent and profound.

They are self motivated, confident, self loving, and put others before them. They understand that Love and Positive Energy reciprocates. Which is why they give more then they receive and listen more than they speak.

A BaheeZahee are willing to take risks and know that no risk is a bad risk. They know that there are no accidents that when things are meant to be that everything falls into place like it should. They never flake out and always do and say what they mean. A BaheeZahee’s loyalty last for life.

A BaheeZahee means that you got the sauce not the juice. If you’re searching for this than you know that you’re a BaheeZahee; the Frosted Flakes and not the corn flakes. BaheeZahee’s are living legends! BaheeZahee sets trends and records. They don’t set the bar they are the bar!
I like how everyone enjoyed your presence it’s because you’re a BaheeZahee!

Let’s BaheeZahee all day!

BaheeZahee are you ready to have a fun night? BaheeZahee of course I’m ready!
baheezahee by Chrissica September 4, 2019

bateeman 

Batee man is a man who can control batee.
He can make the batee go up into the sky of bateeland.
He is the most powerful superhero in the world and he can create batee with bateemagic.
Bateeman blew up batman because he was powerful.
bateeman by Bateeman August 12, 2015
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