baheemif Share definition Flag A large, beefy, smelly, young man with shaved off eyebrows who makes unnecessary riduculously unfunny comments and the whole population laughs at him "hey alysha, that fat fuck over there is one big baheemif!" baheemif by karen February 13, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the baheemif mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch