Bag O' Dicks = Contains multiple meanings in certain contexts

A phrase demonstrating the "speaker" wants to issue more than just his penis for sucking to the receiver.

Worse than "Suck a Dick," "Bag o' Dicks" refers to sucking more than one.

This phrase can also refer to the way one looks in a negative fashion. He looks like a "Bag o' Dicks."

The sub-skill that one shows in sports: "He is playing like a Bag o' Dicks."

Bag o' Dicks can also stand in for key cuss-words such as bullshit, fuck, god damn it, and son of a bitch.

Brian: (Stubs his toe and yells) Bag o' Dicks!!!!

Brian: (Watching the Sixers play) Jesus, these guys are playing like a Bag o' Dicks.

Brian: Is that a Bag o' Dicks in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Brian: Whats wrong, you been sucking a Bag o' Dicks recently?

Brian: Bag O' Mothafuckin Dicks!

Bag o' Dicks by Yes, Its Brian February 12, 2008

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BAG O' DICKS

When someone is such an asshole that they're not just one dick, they're a bag full of dicks.

(jerk slaps lunch out of guys hand)Lunch Guy: What the hell you BAG O' DICKS!!!
BAG O' DICKS: Hahaha! LOSER!!!!

BAG O' DICKS by Bronzedale23 April 26, 2017

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Bag-o-dicks

Adjective used to describe someone that has reached a status higher than douche bag.

Hey, how much money does ol bag-o-dicks Daniels have to make before he will do his job ?

Bag-o-dicks by Bigbrotherthuner August 12, 2018

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bag o' dicks

1. a noun used as an adjective reinforcing the homosexuality of a certain object

2.n. an actual bag of dicks

man 1: god, did you see how he wore a sweater around his neck to pick up the next harry potter book?
man 2: ya, those people are gayer than a bag o' dicks.

your gayer than a bag o' dicks

bag o' dicks by IsaacTheBenevolent April 26, 2006

warm bag 'o' dicks

something that you use to slap assholes in the face.

Someone should really slap George Bush in the face with a "warm bag 'o' dicks".

warm bag 'o' dicks by Fuck Face of DSP July 10, 2007

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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