Last night, "I fucked up"
by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018
Person 1: "I fucked up, man"
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "I may or may not have sent my mom a dick pic."
Person 2: "Oh shit. . ."
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "I may or may not have sent my mom a dick pic."
Person 2: "Oh shit. . ."
by aSadMistake March 29, 2020
by Fizznut909 December 25, 2016
I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"
by goodlord! October 6, 2015
Tom: Hey, dude, you want to fight? Hit me!
Bill: Man, You should walk away! I have a black belt in karate. I will fuck you up!
Bill: Man, You should walk away! I have a black belt in karate. I will fuck you up!
by noladoc April 27, 2014
Bill: Yo, Ted that combo is lookin' tight and long
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....
by imthatawesome September 21, 2012
I literally just engaged in sexual intercourse with you, but it was over so soon, you didn't enjoy it. Sorry.
by SadPancakes May 16, 2015