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Definitions by Bigbrotherthuner

Duke of douche-baggary 

Noun. An individual who has conquered the art of being a douche bag. That individual now over sees a particular group, making sure those folks are always on the verge of punching him in the throat.
If the duke of douche-baggary doesn’t quit calling me a “Whacker” , I’m going to stop doing his job and making him look good on fire calls.

Bag-o-dicks 

Adjective used to describe someone that has reached a status higher than douche bag.
Hey, how much money does ol bag-o-dicks Daniels have to make before he will do his job ?
Bag-o-dicks by Bigbrotherthuner August 12, 2018

Captain-bag-o-cocks 

Adjective used to describe someone who has surpassed douche bag level.
Is it me, or does it seem like Captain-bag-o-cocks just wants to watch the whole world burn?