Baffuckled

So completely bewildered by someone’s behavior, that ordinary confusion simply doesn’t cover it. The state of staring silently, while your brain desperately attempts to understand how a functioning adult arrived at a such a fucking ridiculous decision.

Watching this grown man dig himself such a deep grave with his words alone, absolutely baffuckled me.

Baffuckled by Raindrop503 September 24, 2026

Bagfucked

When you go to the market and get a cheap bag that tears and your goods spill onto the ground. 2. When the drive thru attendant puts the wrong food in your bag.

Could you please double bag that beer I don't wanna get bagfucked in the parking lot!

Damn homie this ain't no carne asada...we got bagfucked!!

Bagfucked by GanjaGus December 14, 2010

Befuckled 

1. Commonly used in military HQ's, charachterized by extreme confusion, and genuine, profound disorientation. Often the result of being given different and usually conflicting orders.
2. As above but brought about by a lack of skill or knowledge.

1. Wow that change to the briefing is going to have the staff completely Befuckled.

2. That LT has no clue about that; He's pretty much befuckled.

Befuckled by tankboy2k April 23, 2006

Befuckled 

So intensely shocked at someone's actions that you just think "What the fuck?"

I am befuckled that he actually thought she wouldn't find out

Befuckled by Shawty August 16, 2004

bumfuckled 

To be amazed,caught off guard or confused

Did u see what that guy just did, it bumfuckled the he'll out of me

bumfuckled by Steven Patrick May 14, 2018

befuckled 

like bewildered, with mindfkng.

Why are so many people befuckled by my way of thinking?

befuckled by galaxysprfx November 28, 2012

Bumfuckled 

When you lose in a video game by a minimum of 4 points and can't find a way around the stupid fat fucking nigga that is behind the screen on the other end. Who is at least thirty and lives their mothers basement, weighing at least a grand total of 330 pounds and is a great competitor for my 600 pound life in 3 years time with the amount of food this fat nigga eats.

Jaquaviontavius: I am getting bumfuckled by this 300 pound nigga

Dustin Smith: just leave there is no reason to be losing to this guy
Jaquaviontavius: I think I can come back though...

He lost that game by 46 points , in car soccer

Bumfuckled by Schulyssa January 9, 2022