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Bumfuckled 

When you lose in a video game by a minimum of 4 points and can't find a way around the stupid fat fucking nigga that is behind the screen on the other end. Who is at least thirty and lives their mothers basement, weighing at least a grand total of 330 pounds and is a great competitor for my 600 pound life in 3 years time with the amount of food this fat nigga eats.
Jaquaviontavius: I am getting bumfuckled by this 300 pound nigga

Dustin Smith: just leave there is no reason to be losing to this guy
Jaquaviontavius: I think I can come back though...

He lost that game by 46 points , in car soccer
Bumfuckled by Schulyssa January 9, 2022

Bumfuckled 

When you lose in a video game by a minimum of 4 points and can't find a way around the stupid fat fucking nigga that is behind the screen on the other end. Who is at least thirty and lives their mothers basement, weighing at least a grand total of 330 pounds and is a great competitor for my 600 pound life in 3 years time with the amount of food this fat nigga eats.
Jaquaviontavius: I am getting bumfuckled by this 300 pound nigga

Dustin Smith: just leave there is no reason to be losing to this guy
Jaquaviontavius: I think I can come back though...

He lost that game by 46 points , in car soccer
Bumfuckled by Schulyssa January 9, 2022
to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train
I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.

Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.

Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.
busfucked by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008

bumfuckery 

Noun.

1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.

From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"
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1. I won't stand for this bumfuckery, by Jove. I'm going home.
bumfuckery by thaks May 26, 2006

Bumfuggled 

To be totally shocked by the situation at hand.
When i approached the fork in the road i was bumfuggled
Bumfuggled by The desert rat 1 June 21, 2016

Befuckled 

1. Commonly used in military HQ's, charachterized by extreme confusion, and genuine, profound disorientation. Often the result of being given different and usually conflicting orders.
2. As above but brought about by a lack of skill or knowledge.
1. Wow that change to the briefing is going to have the staff completely Befuckled.

2. That LT has no clue about that; He's pretty much befuckled.
Befuckled by tankboy2k April 23, 2006
Word of the Day on September 2, 2006