Bapfucked

To literally be hit in the face with your own boobs (possibly while running).
Can be used to describe most situations

"I heard you drank a lot last night dude"
"Ah man I was so bapfucked, god knows what happened..."

"Yo homie check out that honey's swag over there..."
"Woah she's hot, I'd let her bapfuck me anyday"

"GERONIMOOOOO!"
"BAPFUCKKEEED!"

"Ah girl, the other day I wasn't wearing my sports bra...got totally bapfucked on the treadmill."

by The Co-Creator of Bapfucked March 2, 2012

busfucked

to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train

I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.

Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.

Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.

by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008

Bagfucked

When you go to the market and get a cheap bag that tears and your goods spill onto the ground. 2. When the drive thru attendant puts the wrong food in your bag.

Could you please double bag that beer I don't wanna get bagfucked in the parking lot!

Damn homie this ain't no carne asada...we got bagfucked!!

by GanjaGus December 14, 2010

mapfucked

When you are playing a videogame and die because the map fucks you over into death, unwillingly

I was playing Temple Run and I got Mapfucked

by goestoohard December 1, 2011

befucked

When you know you will be fucked up in a situation before it even happens.

Ted: "Dude, my car's starting to feel wobbly... What if it breaks down?"
Carlos: "Nice, man. You're befucked."

by catsofamerica!!!!lalala May 23, 2011

Befucked

Beyond fucked; something that's gone so wrong that there is absolutely no fixing it.

Well, this mission is befucked.

by Aevos June 22, 2016

bumfucked

The act of having your bum fucked. Taking a dick up your ass for sexual gratification purposes.

The young gay lad was worried because he knew that now he had Come Out and accepted his sexuality, that he would more than likely get bumfucked. Why couldn't his life be easy like lesbians who just Come Out and get on with things? Why would he have to bend over and take it up the ass? Sheesh, he wasn't looking forward to being bumfucked but it would be a part of his life now.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004