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bamfuckeled 

getting fucked over during an explosion mental trauma
Pam: where were you last night?
Ram: with your mom
jam: oh shit! get bamfuckeled Pam.
bamfuckeled by Junkerdigerian December 23, 2020
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bumfuckled 

To be amazed,caught off guard or confused
Did u see what that guy just did, it bumfuckled the he'll out of me
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Bumfuckled 

When you lose in a video game by a minimum of 4 points and can't find a way around the stupid fat fucking nigga that is behind the screen on the other end. Who is at least thirty and lives their mothers basement, weighing at least a grand total of 330 pounds and is a great competitor for my 600 pound life in 3 years time with the amount of food this fat nigga eats.
Jaquaviontavius: I am getting bumfuckled by this 300 pound nigga

Dustin Smith: just leave there is no reason to be losing to this guy
Jaquaviontavius: I think I can come back though...

He lost that game by 46 points , in car soccer
Bumfuckled by Schulyssa January 9, 2022

Bamfuckle 

Adjective; The state of being confused, or surprised in such a manner that one is unable to speak anything but gibberish - from the gamer root word "Oh Shit!" and the larper root phase "Holy Fuck"
Saving so much money that you Bamfuckle the cashier.

Paul; Whoa I just bamfuckled the cashier.

Everyone else; Nice!
Bamfuckle by The_Ovenman December 18, 2013

Baffuckeld

Finding oneself....
"Painted into a corner"

OR ....

some similar type of
"TighT ASs" (usually both self induced)

&....

"TOTALLY 100% Avoidable" dilemma that creates the abrupt combination of feeling that your first BAFFELD, and then caught off guard by a old HUGE but Wayyyyy too familiar wave of....
"I'M SO FUCKED"
That just came crashing down you.
Weirder yet, your miles from any known bodies of water at that moment.
..¿¿¿¿????.
She left me feeling totally baffuckeld by the way she demanded that I now buy her out of our business after 10 successful years of starting it together and co- owning it.
Baffuckeld by PeRi_OuGHTaY. November 14, 2019

bamfucklid 

Where you get minded fucked and Possibly confused at the same time
Shannon :Hey Larry why is our baby on the roof

Larry: I don’t know Shannon but it look like I’m bamfucklided
bamfucklid by Panamamatt1 December 26, 2020

Bumfuckled 

When you lose in a video game by a minimum of 4 points and can't find a way around the stupid fat fucking nigga that is behind the screen on the other end. Who is at least thirty and lives their mothers basement, weighing at least a grand total of 330 pounds and is a great competitor for my 600 pound life in 3 years time with the amount of food this fat nigga eats.
Jaquaviontavius: I am getting bumfuckled by this 300 pound nigga

Dustin Smith: just leave there is no reason to be losing to this guy
Jaquaviontavius: I think I can come back though...

He lost that game by 46 points , in car soccer
Bumfuckled by Schulyssa January 9, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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