Bagfucked

When you go to the market and get a cheap bag that tears and your goods spill onto the ground. 2. When the drive thru attendant puts the wrong food in your bag.

Could you please double bag that beer I don't wanna get bagfucked in the parking lot!

Damn homie this ain't no carne asada...we got bagfucked!!

by GanjaGus December 14, 2010

busfucked

to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train

I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.

Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.

Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.

by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008

befucked

When you know you will be fucked up in a situation before it even happens.

Ted: "Dude, my car's starting to feel wobbly... What if it breaks down?"
Carlos: "Nice, man. You're befucked."

by catsofamerica!!!!lalala May 23, 2011

Befucked

Beyond fucked; something that's gone so wrong that there is absolutely no fixing it.

Well, this mission is befucked.

by Aevos June 22, 2016

bugfucker

Person with an extremely small dick, see needledick

That needledick bugfucker is hung like a mosquito.

by Helpful April 30, 2003

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.

After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."

by weave September 9, 2003

bumfucked

The act of having your bum fucked. Taking a dick up your ass for sexual gratification purposes.

The young gay lad was worried because he knew that now he had Come Out and accepted his sexuality, that he would more than likely get bumfucked. Why couldn't his life be easy like lesbians who just Come Out and get on with things? Why would he have to bend over and take it up the ass? Sheesh, he wasn't looking forward to being bumfucked but it would be a part of his life now.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004