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Badge Fucker

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A female who only dates police officers, fire fighters, or medical personnel. They will use any and all means to lure a badge-wearing civil servant into their home in order to trap the victim in a sexual relationship, and possibly, trick the badge-wearer into becoming the Badge Fucker's baby daddy.

Typically, a Badge Fucker will involve the police, fire brigade, or EMT's in every aspect of her life, without shame. She'll offer discounts at her place of employment, conspicuously play with her children at or near the local police station, even speak in "radio code" around her friends. All in the name of gaining a civil servant as her baby daddy.
Miss Piggy would suck the green off Kermit's cock if he were wearing a badge right now. She's such a Badge Fucker!
by Bigger James Slade November 13, 2012
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ratchet badge

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Similar to a tramp stamp, a ratchet badge is a tattoo located on the upper breast of a female. Usually but not limited to animal claw prints, tribal designs and most commonly their baby daddy's name.
Brenda's love for Jamal is forever inked in ratchet history as she tattoo's his name and jersey number on her upper breast. She wears it like a badge of honor ... we forever know it as a ratchet badge.
by redstararmy May 22, 2013
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red badge of passion

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A giant red hickey on your neck after a passionate sexual encounter!
Damn did you see Clay's red badge of passion on his neck this morning. Yeah that must have been some encounter.
by Fleece Johnson July 25, 2010
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badge that ferret

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taking ownership and sexual conquest of another's genitalia--most often but not exclusively a female's.
Holy shit! wipe that smile off your face--did you just badge that ferret?
by sir spamalot August 30, 2012
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badge whore

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Someone who buys a car solely for the image the car's brand projects. They usually can only barely afford the car.

Typical badge whore cars are the Mercedes Benz CLA and B Class, BMW 1 Series, and Audi A3.
The only people who would buy the front-wheel-drive CLA are badge whores.
by El Capitan Clowno February 24, 2018
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chufty badge

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girl "hey did you hear I won 3rd place in the egg and spoon race"

boy "yeah, so what, do you want a chufty badge or someat?"
by setanta78 July 16, 2010
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