Backness

When you are in the state of being back from being away. (generally used on IM speak)

Screen Name 1: Hey, did you see the thing I sent you earlier?
Screen Name 2: One sec BRB
Screen Name 2: Backness
Screen Name 2: No, I did not see it.

by TertiaryAdjunctUnimatrix01 August 19, 2009

Sirius Blackness

The deep, dark depression one sinks into upon finishing the fifth Harry Potter book. The mood is characterized by a feeling of intense loss, loneliness, and hopelessness. Essentially, there is a deep black chasm somewhere near the heart.

Concerned Friend: What's wrong with Ted? Has he been crying?!
Wise Friend: He's fell into Sirius Blackness. I'll give him some chocolate.

by yumfudge July 26, 2011

Unnecessary Blackness

a Football penalty becoming more common by the day.

Jaron toasts Corey on a corner route

Corey: Dude, no touchdown. Penalty on that play.

Jaron: what the hell! For what?

Corey: Unnecessary Blackness, 15 yards.

by Dajaleymon Kiwi January 1, 2009

Blackness monster

A blackness monster is the blackest person in the pool.

Swim away! It's the blackness monster.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

Bare Baconess

Derives from the term Dance like Bacon,used to describe someone who cannot dance

dance like bacon

This term covers all areas

The date was Bare Baconess

The man is Bare Baconess!

Her Weave is Bare Baconess

Her dress is bare baconess

by The WTC August 25, 2008

Backcess

The name of an entrance to something were you are not seen entering by anyone, ex back door or secret entrance.

Don’t forget we need to have a backcess

by shavedpopcorn February 8, 2022

Buckness monster

The lochness monster got buck.
Used to express an extreme emotion.

Person one- "I crashed my car today"
Person two- "Ohh that sucks like the buckness monster.

by StinaC December 25, 2008