Backness

When you are in the state of being back from being away. (generally used on IM speak)

Screen Name 1: Hey, did you see the thing I sent you earlier?
Screen Name 2: One sec BRB
Screen Name 2: Backness
Screen Name 2: No, I did not see it.

Backness by TertiaryAdjunctUnimatrix01 August 19, 2009

Sirius Blackness 

The deep, dark depression one sinks into upon finishing the fifth Harry Potter book. The mood is characterized by a feeling of intense loss, loneliness, and hopelessness. Essentially, there is a deep black chasm somewhere near the heart.

Concerned Friend: What's wrong with Ted? Has he been crying?!
Wise Friend: He's fell into Sirius Blackness. I'll give him some chocolate.

Sirius Blackness by yumfudge July 26, 2011

Unnecessary Blackness 

a Football penalty becoming more common by the day.

Jaron toasts Corey on a corner route

Corey: Dude, no touchdown. Penalty on that play.

Jaron: what the hell! For what?

Corey: Unnecessary Blackness, 15 yards.

Unnecessary Blackness by Dajaleymon Kiwi January 1, 2009

Blackness monster

A blackness monster is the blackest person in the pool.

Swim away! It's the blackness monster.

Blackness monster by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

Bare Baconess 

Derives from the term Dance like Bacon,used to describe someone who cannot dance

dance like bacon

This term covers all areas

The date was Bare Baconess

The man is Bare Baconess!

Her Weave is Bare Baconess

Her dress is bare baconess

Bare Baconess by The WTC August 25, 2008

Backcess 

The name of an entrance to something were you are not seen entering by anyone, ex back door or secret entrance.

Don’t forget we need to have a backcess

Backcess by shavedpopcorn February 8, 2022

Buckness monster 

The lochness monster got buck.
Used to express an extreme emotion.

Person one- "I crashed my car today"
Person two- "Ohh that sucks like the buckness monster.

Buckness monster by StinaC December 25, 2008